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Old 11-21-2003, 10:47 AM
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Eto english nga lang (pwede naman di ba? :P):

Old: The early bird catches the worm.

New: The early worm gets eaten by the early bird.
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Old 11-21-2003, 01:22 PM
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LUMA: Kapag may ibinitin, may susungkitin.

BAGO: Kapag may ibinitin, may tatapusin.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:32 PM
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LUMA : KAPAG BINATO KA NG BATO
BATUHIN MO NG TINAPAY


BAGO : KAPAG BINATO KA NG BATO
PATAYIN MO NA.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:50 PM
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grandma...mas modernong bersyon yata ito:

kapag binato ka ng bato,
tiyak may bukol ka sa ulo.
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:41 AM
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office proverbs...sensya n ha medyo banyaga ang dating


1. "When the cat is away, we plant a tree!" ...so pag wala c boss, we're planting tree....(lam nyo na yon!)
2. "Practice makes it perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?"
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:05 PM
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pag may isinuksok may idudukot... (luma)

bago : pag may isinuksok gastos lang yan bigla maya maya o bukas!!! nyhhahaha (sige kayo na lang ang magbigay kung ano ang bago
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Old 11-23-2003, 08:29 PM
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pag may isusuksok, may dalagang matatakot.ha,ha,ha,ha,
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Old 11-24-2003, 02:31 PM
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Wink mas bago, tata ambo..

pag may isinuksok, may dalagang majojontis!
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Old 11-26-2003, 06:54 AM
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eto ang luma, bahala na kayo sa bago:

pakalaki laki ng palayok, may kasukat na saklob
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by baduy
eto ang luma, bahala na kayo sa bago:

pakalaki laki ng palayok, may kasukat na saklob

Bago: Pagkalaki-laki man ng boobs, may kasukat akong gloves!
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by baduy
eto ang luma, bahala na kayo sa bago:

pakalaki laki ng palayok, may kasukat na saklob

Bago: Pagkalaki-laki man ng pekpek, so much da better ki baduy -- LINTEK!
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:43 PM
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LUMA: KAPAG MAY ITINANIM MAY AANIHIN

BAGO: KAPAG MAY ITINANIM MAY NANAKAWIN
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:15 PM
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LUMA: KAPAG MAY ITINANIM MAY AANIHIN

BAGO: KAPAG MAY ITINANIM MAY NANAKAWIN

GINAGAWA PA: KAPAG MAY ITINANIM NA PUNLAY NGAYON, MAY AANIHING BATA SA DAKO PA ROON
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Old 11-28-2003, 06:47 AM
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Kapag si Bliss ang nagtanim,
maraming babe ang mababaliw..:-)
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:01 AM
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LUMA: Pag may isinuksok, may madudukot.

BAGO: Pag may isinuksok, masakit pag hinugot kaagad.
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Old 12-02-2003, 10:19 AM
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LUMA: Pag may isinuksok, may madudukot.

BAGO: Pag may isinuksok, masakit pag hinugot kaagad.

INIISIP KO PA: Di ko sana huhugutin, at nang di ka masaktan.
Pero pano naman yung iba na nag-aabang dyan?!
Mga nangangasim sila at naglalaway na
Baka kung di ko salaksakin ako ay idimanda!
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Old 12-02-2003, 02:35 PM
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nyahahahaha ......nakakaaliw naman d2 !!!


luma : Huli man daw at magaling, naihahabol pa rin.

bago: Huli man daw at magaling late ka pa rin !!!
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:26 PM
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luma : Huli man daw at magaling, naihahabol pa rin.

bago: Huli man daw at magaling late ka pa rin !!!


MAINIT-INIT PA: Huli (caught in the act of, say, masturbating) man daw at magaling ang jerking, lalabasan ka pa rin!
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:36 PM
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Default mas bago 'to, blisslord!

Huli man daw at magaling, outside the kulambo pa rin!


<*sabay nakikiusap*>, oks lang ako dito sa outside, Dear, basta labas mo sa kulambo wetpax mo ha,..please!
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Old 12-08-2003, 10:32 PM
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luma: pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon sa simbahan din ang tuloy.

bago: pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon ang nasa hulihan eh' banda ng musikero
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